Dear Heidi Klum,
Mick Jagger called and he’s pissed. He said he wants his hair back:
Maybe it’s just me, but I am not loving this new haircut that Heidi is sporting. While I’m a huge proponent of change and breaking the rules, this hairstyle is a little a lot too severe for her delicate features.
I can’t get no satisfaction out of Heidi’s new ‘do. Who’s with me?



